"YOU CAN ONLY EAT WHAT I'VE CAUGHT"

"YOU KNOW WHAT PAUL? I SHOULD HAVE LISTENED TO YOU FROM THE START. I WOULDN'T HAVE LOST ALL THAT MONEY BETTING..."

Water blues... again

siamese twins

Can't we all live as one?

Villagers in Gwanda told outreach teams on Tuesday that an army general should act as president in the event of a power vacuum and during any election period. However all contributors appeared to strike the same cord; a development that independent observers said was a clear indication the villagers had been coached to give the same "appropriate answers".